Two men, Jack and Joe, were hunting in the forest with shotguns. Suddenly there were an accidental shot and Jack was hit by a lot of bullets. Jack fell down and stay there without any movement. Joe was shocked and ran to the Jack, but Jack only lay on the ground. Joe called emergency number to ask advices what he should do in that situation. A pleasant woman answered and Joe yelled to the phone: “I think I have killed my friend!” The woman said: “Are you sure that your friend is really dead? First you must make sure about that, could you do that?” There were very silent moment and after that the woman heard two gunshots. After that Joe return to the phone and said: “Now he is really dead, what should I do next?”
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Two men, Jack and Joe, were hunting in the forest with shotguns. Suddenly there were an accidental shot and Jack was hit by a lot of bullets. Jack fell down and stay there without any movement. Joe was shocked and ran to the Jack, but Jack only lay on the ground. Joe called emergency number to ask advices what he should do in that situation. A pleasant woman answered and Joe yelled to the phone: “I think I have killed my friend!” The woman said: “Are you sure that your friend is really dead? First you must make sure about that, could you do that?” There were very silent moment and after that the woman heard two gunshots. After that Joe return to the phone and said: “Now he is really dead, what should I do next?”
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