The saleslady: "Do you prefer the trousers with zipper or with buttons?"
The wife: "Definitely with buttons! He has zipper in his dress shirt and his tie is always stuck in the zipper!"
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A man was shopping with his wife and they were searching trousers to the man.
The saleslady: "Do you prefer the trousers with zipper or with buttons?" The wife: "Definitely with buttons! He has zipper in his dress shirt and his tie is always stuck in the zipper!"
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