The English started:
“Island island,
grassy island,
grassy island’s lady”
Then it was the Finnish turn:
“Saari saari,
heinä saari,
heinäsaaren neito”
And the last was the Swedish:
“Ö ö,
hö ö,
hö ös mö”
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An English, Swedish and Finnish were arguing who has most beautiful language. They chose a poem which everyone should recite with his own language.
The English started: “Island island, grassy island, grassy island’s lady” Then it was the Finnish turn: “Saari saari, heinä saari, heinäsaaren neito” And the last was the Swedish: “Ö ö, hö ö, hö ös mö”
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Wife to husband: "My mother says I should never have married you. She says you’re effeminate."
Husband: "Compared to her everyone is." Boy: "I got an F in arithmetic."
Father: "Why?" Boy: "The teacher asked 'How much is 2×3?' and I said '6'" Father: "But that's right!" Boy: "Then she asked me 'How much is 3×2?'" Father: "What's the fucking difference?" Boy: "That's exactly what I said!" This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.
I was staring at boobs and she said: "Press One?" ... So I did... I don't remember much after that. A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face.
His best man asks: "Why do you look so excited?" The groom replies: "I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life, and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me." The bride waits at the other end of the aisle with a huge smile on her face. Her maid of honor asks: "Why do you look so excited?" The bride replies: "I just gave the last blow job of my entire life." A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there.
He asks the lady: "Do you have a Vagina?" She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door, its the same man and he asks the same question to the woman: "Do you have a Vagina?" She slams the door again. Later that night when her husband gets home she tell him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice: "Honey, I am taking an off tomorrow so as to be home, just incase this guy shows up again." The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both ran for the door. The husband whisperes to the wife: "Honey, im going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to a see where he's going with this." She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there, he asks: "Do you have a Vagina?" "Yes I do", says the lady. The man replies: "Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours!" |
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