There was a man who would like to learn to speak German, but it was so difficult. Then he realized advertisement in newspaper: “Learn to speak German by surgical procedure! We take third of your brains off and after that you can speak German!” The man was desperate and so he went to the operation. When he woke up after the operation there was a surgeon next to his bed and the surgeon seemed to be unhappy. The man looked the surgeon, who said: “I am so sorry, I made a big mistake. I take over half of your brains off by accident! Are you angry now?” The man answered: “Nej, det gör ingenting!”
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