Putin said:“We have developed a submarine which can be under the water one month continuously!”
Obama: “We already have had that kind of submarine over ten years. Now our model can submerge several months!”
At that moment the water of the sea started to roil. First a periscope emerged and after that whole big black submarine. The hatch of the submarine opened and an old man with big black beard put his head out. He had a uniform with swastika and he said: “Heil Hitler! Haben Sie diesel?”