First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with: "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, Suzie", replied the teacher.
She then called on little Michael: "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully", he said.
"Excellent, Michael!"
Then, the teacher called on little Johnny: "Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, fucking beautiful!'"