The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says: "How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says: "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!", says Hillary, "I don’t know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears… Hillary says: "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says: "Listen to the people."
"Oh! I really don’t want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears… Hillary says: "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says: "Go to the theater."