Then one day he gets a call. It’s Irv.
"So there is an afterlife! What’s it like?", Sid asks.
"Well, I sleep very late. I get up, have a big breakfast. Then I have sex, lots of sex. Then I go back to sleep, but I get up for lunch, have a big lunch. Have some more sex, take a nap. Huge dinner. More sex. Go to sleep and wake up the next day."
"Oh, my God", says Sid, "So that’s what heaven is like?"
"Oh no", says Irv, "I’m not in heaven. I’m a bear in Yellowstone Park."