"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from *** to ***. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and… OH, MY GOD!"
Silence followed!
Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
An elderly passenger yelled back: "For Christ sake… You should see the back of mine!"