The frog said to her: "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said: "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
The woman said: "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her: "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to."
The woman replied: "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said: "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said: "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered: "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
Male readers: Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.
Moral of the story: Women think they're really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
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If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!