They came to the living room and she told him that she would like a nice, warm cream color.
The contractor wrote something down on his pad, then walked to the window and yelled: "Greenside up."
The lady is a little confused, but doesn't say anything, and they continue to the dining room where she tells him: "I would like a nice warm white in here, nothing stark."
The contractor writes something down on his pad, then walks to the window and again yells: "Greenside up!"
The lady is really confused now but still does not say anything. They continue to her bedroom and she says: "I would like a nice, cool, relaxing blue in here."
The contractor writes something on his pad and again walks to the window and yells: "Greenside up!"
The woman is now totally perplexed and says to the contractor: "Three times I have told you the color that I want, and you write something on your pad, then you walk to the window and yell greenside up. What is going on?"
The contractor replies: "You see, I have four blondes laying sod across the street."