Slightly bored, the woman looks at the dog and says: "So, you want the job?"
The dog barks and wags its tail.
Humoring it, the woman says: "Alright, well, one of the qualifications is you need to type at least 60 words per minute."
The dog barks, grabs a letter off her desk, then heads over to a typewriter and knocks out the letter, perfectly punctuated, formatted, and way over 60 words per minute.
Impressed, the receptionist continued: "Okay, well, the next requirement is the ability to send and receive faxes."
The dog barks, takes the letter over to the fax machine, preps it, sends a fax, and receives one, all perfectly.
Further impressed, the receptionist says: "Alright, well the last requirement for the job is you need to be bilingual."
The dog barks, wags its tail, clear its throat, and goes: "Meooooooooow!"