Just as everyone is ready in their seats, a beaming flight attendant grabs a microphone and announces: “Ladies and gentlemen, we welcome you to the maiden flight of this aircraft which, let it be known, was built by our very own students…”
No sooner had she finished her speech than everyone rushed out of the plane screaming: “God save our lives!”.
Amid all this hassle, one man had remained seated, seemingly untroubled by the events going on around him. Curious to know why, a couple guys come back into the plane to check on him.
“Why are you so calm now? Haven’t you heard?”, they ask.
In a poised, soft voice, the man answers: “Don’t worry, gentlemen. If this plane is indeed the work of my students as that woman has claimed, I’m sure this shit won’t even start, never mind lifting off the ground”.