So the brunette thought a while and then wished for a million dollars.
Every blonde in the world will get two million.
The brunette said that was fine and then she asked for an incredibly handsome man.
Every blonde in the world will get two incredibly handsome men.
The brunette said that was fine too and the genie granted her wishes.
"Now for your third wish", said the genie.
"See that stick over there?", asked the brunette, "I want you to beat me half to death with it."