Next in line is a preacher. St. Peter looks him up in his Big Book, furrows his brow and says: "OK, we'll let you in, but take that cloth robe and wooden staff."
The preacher is shocked and replies: "But I am a man of the cloth. You gave that cab driver a gold staff and a silk robe. Surely I rate higher than a cabbie!"
St. Peter responds matter-of-factly: "This is Heaven and up here, we are interested in results. When you preached, people slept. When the cabbie drove his taxi, people prayed."