First thing first, our man set his priorities straight, walked up to the TTE( travelling ticket examiner) and briefed him thus: “I have this peculiar, weird habit of dozing off to deep slumber every time I travel by train. I understand this train is bound for Guwahati that isn't my destination. I'll be getting down half way at the first and only stop in Bihar.”
TTE: "Very well, sir! What do you want me to do?“
He looked at the TTE securing his utmost attention and said: “Be very very particular about this request. I need to be disembarked the train when it reaches Bihar. It might get ugly. Don't, for a minute, think I'm in my senses when you wake me up. No matter how I might resist, you've got to get me off the train. I assure you I won't be happy but you've got to get me off the train. Resort to physical measures if the need be.“
With those firm instructions, he tipped him heavily, thanked him in advance and set off to his car and dozed off right away.
It was indeed a beautiful morning when he came to the next day. The train had come to a halt and there weren't a soul around. As he got out the train, atop the exit hallway it read “WELCOME TO GUWAHATI”
One can't imagine what he felt. First thing first, he walked towards a face he clearly remembered. Fist clenched, teeth gnarled, breath choked, he clung unto the bewildered TTE and cried cusses and curses the likes that had never been heard by the human ear. And there wasn't a word that one could possibly comprehend. At length, he walked away.
Now there's this other guy at the corner standing witness to the whole episode of the outcry.
He said to the TTE chidingly: “What was that?! Don't you have the balls to talk back? Why on earth would you let somebody say something like that to you?“
The TTE simply replied: “This ain't nothing. I tell you this ain't nothing. You should see the reaction of the man I kicked down the train in Bihar!”