"You are charged with murdering a garbage man with a chain saw."
From the back of the courtroom a man shouts: "You lying bastard!"
"Silence in the court!"
The judge turns to the defendant again and says: "You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel."
"You tightwad!", blurts the spectator.
"Quiet!", yelled the judge.
"You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill."
"You cheap son of a... ", the spectator starts to shout.
The judge thunders back: " I will hold you in contempt! What is the reason for your outbursts?"
"I've lived next to that lying bastard for 10 years now, but do you think he ever had a tool when I needed to borrow one?"