Friend: "Santa, how is your MBA preparation?"
Santa: "Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic."
Friend: "Logic is very easy."
Santa: "Can you give me an example, so that I can understand?"
Friend: "OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?"
Santa: "YES."
Friend: "Logically, there will be water in it."
Santa: "YES."
Friend: "Logically, there will be fish in it."
Santa: "YES."
Friend: "Logically, someone will be feeding the fish."
Santa: "YES."
Friend: "I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish."
Santa: "YES."
Friend: "So, logically, your are married."
Santa: "YES."
Friend: "So, that means you are a heterosexual."
Santa was very glad and he understood logic.
Next day he sees Banta who was also preparing for MBA.
Santa: "How is your MBA preparation?"
Banta: "Everything is fine except for the logic."
Santa: "Oh, logic is easy."
Banta: "Please, give me an example."
Santa: "Do you have a fish pot in your house?"
Banta: "NO, I don't."
Santa: "Oh my God! That means you're gay!"