The Air Force general went first. He said he wanted to be measured from his head to his toe. He was 69 inches. He received $690,000.
Next up was the Army general. He wanted to be measured from the tip of his finger to the tip of his other finger. It was 80 inches. He received $800,000. The two generals were very happy with their earnings.
Finally the Marine general came up. He said he wanted to be measured from the tip of his d**k to the tip of his balls.
The man said: "Sir, do you know how much the other generals received?"
The general said no.
"Sir, they received $690,000 and $800,000 respectively, are you sure that is what you want measured?"
The general said: "Just do it!"
The man dropped the general's pants and measured his d**k. When he went for the general's balls, they weren't there.
The man said: "Sir, where are your balls?"
The general said: "I left them back in Vietnam."