He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant: "How much is that Barbie in the window?"
In a condescending manner, she says: "Which Barbie?"
She continues: "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."
Ralph asks: "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"
"That's obvious", the saleslady says, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."