Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday.
As I entered my office, my secretary said: "Happy birthday, boss!"
I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment.
We went there and she said: "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?"
"Okay", I said.
She came out five minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends and my colleagues all yelling: "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa...naked.