“Would you like a new Mink Coat?”, he asks.
“Not really”, says Mary.
“Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?”, says John.
“No”, she responds.
“What about a new vacation home in the country?”, he suggests.
She again rejects his offer with a, “No thanks.”
Frustrated he finally asks: “Well what would you like for your anniversary?”
“John, I’d like a divorce”, answers Mary.
John thinks for a moment and replies: “Sorry dear, I wasn’t planning to spend that much.”