When they pulled over, the patrol man came up to the window and said: "I am going to give you two tickets. One because you were speeding and one because you didn't have your seat belt fastened."
The man said: "I did too have my seat belt fastened. I just loosened it when you came up to the car."
The Patrol Man said to the man's wife: "I know he didn't have his seatbelt fastened. Isn't that right, lady?"
She replied: "Well, officer. I learned a long time ago not to argue with my husband when he's drunk."