The priest said: "Son the power of speech is a gift from God to be used to do good. Not to spout filth like that".
John apologized profusely.
On the approach to the 11th, the same thing happened and again the priest warned John.
Again on the 15th green he missed a shot, the John cussed: "Oh F@ck I missed".
The priest could not control himself and said: "John, the next time you say it, God will strike you down with a bolt lightning!"
John somehow made it to the 18th but missed a 1 footer for the round. Unable to control himself, he threw the putter & screamed: "Oh F@ck I missed!"
Suddenly there was electricity in the air, dark clouds gathered a bolt of lightning came down and... STRUCK THE PRIEST DEAD... A pause and a huge deep voice came from the heavens...
"OH F@CK I MISSED!!!"