The first Catholic man tells his friends: "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps: "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says: "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly: "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle: "Well ...?"
She proudly replies: "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38" DD bust, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, everybody says: "Oh My God."