Couple was going to arrange a garden party. When the evening was beginning, just before guests will arrive, the man of the house started to take bottles of liquor from closet. His wife saw that and said: “No no, you can’t offer liquor, there is also the priest among the guests.” The man disagreed and said: “Yes I can, it is very important in that kind of party!” The wife gave up, but she said: “But you will do it secretly so that the priest can’t see it. Maybe you for example say that there is phone call to him who you are going to offer liquor and call him inside?” The man said: “Alright, I can do that, if you like so.” Guests arrived and they were talking in the garden. The man of the house was inside the house and he opened the door to the garden and declared: “And now my guests, here is phone call everybody else but not the priest!”
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