The dealer: "Thank you, now I have a nice cat. And maybe you give her drinking vessel to me into the bargain?"
The farmer: "No no, that is very good drinking vessel. I have sold already 12 cats by that vessel!"
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An antique dealer came in to a farmhouse and saw nice platter which was made from porcelain. He thought that the value of that platter was at least 10 000 dollars...and that farmer was using it as drinking vessel of his cat. The antique dealer tryed to be clever and he started to praise the cat to the farmer and after that he said that he like to buy the cat in the price of 1000 dollars. The farmer accepted that offer.
The dealer: "Thank you, now I have a nice cat. And maybe you give her drinking vessel to me into the bargain?" The farmer: "No no, that is very good drinking vessel. I have sold already 12 cats by that vessel!"
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