The Genie says: "I have been trapped for 1000 years. As a reward you can make a wish."
Gates thinks about it as he carries the bottle back to his beach cottage. Once there, he goes to a bookshelf, pulls out an atlas and turns to a map of the Middle East. This area has seen conflict and suffering for hundreds of years.
"What I wish for is peace in the Middle East."
The Genie replies: "I don't know I can do a lot, but this? Don't you have another wish?"
Bill Gates thinks and finally says: "OK. The whole world hates Microsoft because we have conquered the software market and because Windows still crashes. I wish you would make everybody love us."
The Genie says: "Let me see that map again."