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About 1,4 million children are at risk of starvation this year. This is so much bigger catastrophe than terrorism or any natural disaster.
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“Do you know what difference is between butt of cow and the letterbox?”
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”Why a Swedish keep an empty milk carton on the coffee table?”
“If somebody wants his/her coffee in black!” A big airplane was accelerating on the airstrip when it suddenly start to slow down the speed, turn around and returned back. After one hour the airplane tried again. At this time the airplane rose in the air. An air hostess started to serve passengers.
The first passenger asked: “Why we returned back at the first time?” The air hostess: “There was an odd sound in the left engine and our captain refused to fly” The passenger: “Did it take one hour to fix the engine?” The air hostess: “No, we didn’t fix the engine, but it took one hour to find new captain!” A Swedish came up to his friend by train and complained of his bad feeling: “I have headache and my eyes water.”
The friend:“Why it is so? Was your seat in draught place?” The Swedish: “No no, but I had to sit my back against to the direction the train was going.” The friend:“Why you didn’t change your place with somebody else?” The Swedish: “I was not able to do that because I was alone in the whole train!” A priest was ending his sermon in church and told that on next Sunday he is going to talk about sin of lie. For that he asked everyone to read beforehand chapter 17th of the Gospel of Mark.
On next Sunday he started his sermon asking who has read chapter 17th of the Gospel of Mark and about half of people raised his/her hand. The priest said: “Exactly to you I must talk about, because there is only 16 chapters in the Gospel of Mark!” This joke is true story.
Pablo Picasso used to eat dinner with his relatives every Sunday and he used to also pay bills. Some Sunday the whole group has eaten and Picasso noticed that he has forgotten his wallet home. The situation was little embarrassing when the waitress came to him with the bill. Picasso: “Maybe you accept as the payment if I draw a picture for you to this piece of paper?” Waitress: “Oh yes Mr. Picasso, that would be wonderful, of course you can pay so!” Picasso made a little drawing and gave it to the waitress. Waitress: “Could you also put your signature to this drawing?” Picasso: “What do you think? I only pay our bill, I am not buying this restaurant!” |
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1) Think some colour 2) Think some tool 3) Look at the page "Games and other fun" :) JokesAuthorWriter is a man who thinks that the humor is very useful in life. His hobby is jokes, he enjoys to share them and likes to offer jokes for laugh. Here are jokes he has chosen not invented. Idea is that he collects only good jokes and so you don't have to read tens and tens jokes to find out some good ones. Here! BigStep - application! Archives
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